So...

Today you smiled at me. Well not me, I guess my general direction. You walked to me. Well not me, but near where I was standing. And you grabbed my hand. Well not my hand, but close to it. Then you whispered dirty things to me. Well not to me, but loud enough that I could hear. And you smiled again. You pulled her close and kissed her. Not caring that you were in the middle of my party.